stop calling me jesus
So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:
"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."
And then she proceeded to tell me:
"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."
Cat ladies are awesome
What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
a shrine to our god
what if death is just level 2
I never played a level one that was this fucking hard
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me